Happy birthday, old man Jack! You're a whopping eight years old today. It feels like you've been with us forever, in a good way. You are a tried and true Coast Guard dog...four moves in eight years, and you adapt time and time again. We love you for it! You are a true source of joy and laughter for us and we hope you are in our lives for many more happy, healthy years. Enjoy your new squeaky pig. We'll keep enjoying singing you the squeaky pig song. :)
"Oh no you di'int!"